suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via oknope)

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via oceanic-daisy)

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

image

(via relahvant)

wtfdonnie:

eVERYTHING EMO DOES HAPPEN ON MONDAY

(via panicatthedisco-jpg)

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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